JINKIES!!!

So on my way to work this morning, I saw exhibit A:

and then I ran over exhibit B!!!:

Ok, not really. But it was a big snake. It was stretched out almost across the entire two-lane road.

In related news the worlds longest recorded snake ever held in captivity a reticulated python, which was 32ft, 9.5inches. (It was killed in Celebes, Indonesia, in 1912).

Pictured above, the white is the jaws from today's average alligator, the dark and MUCH larger jaws are those of a prehistoric alligator.

Pretty big huh?

Wanna know a little secret?

Prehistoric snakes used to hunt and kill ancient alligators!!!

Can you even begin to imagine how big a snake like that would be?

Can you picture yourself staring into the eye of a snake who's pupil would be the size of half your body?

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More wallpapers for all my internet friends to love and admire :D

Enjoy!!!

Home at Last

Ever try going to sleep at 9p.m., but you just can't settle? End up staying up til 2 Dark Thirty,

Ever do that AND THEN get a phone call from work at 4a.m. to come in and work a shift until 2 in the afternoon?! I'll tell you all right now, IT SUCKS!

The only saving grace, a little private stock of magic elixir. A widely marketed potion that many of you know as:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have never tried it, it really does come in handy. Of course results will vary, but for me, there is NO CRASH, NO JITTERS, and it's just a smooth burst of energy. You're heart doesn't go crazy, the world doesn't speed up, you are simply just more awake.

Sometimes the effects hit me a few minutes after downing the drink, other times it can take an hour or so to start to feel the wonderful effects of 5 HOUR ENERGY!

In any case, need an extra boost before a morning workout? 5 Hr Energy

A pick me up for a slow afternoon in the office? 5 Hr Energy

Just want more energy for whatever the hell you have planned?

5 HOUR ENERGY!!!!!!!

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More wallpapers for you :D

Enjoy!

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Here you go everyone, a fresh round of wallpapers, The Chick with the White Trees budding was a special request from Flodstrom.

Enjoy!

I'm Back & Alive!

Alright everyone, sorry for the absence, but I am back. Work was rough this weekend, been awhile since I've done this job...

In the news:

Joyously, the Playstation Network is back up!!!

This means I can start gaming again!

Also, just wanted to clarify once more because I'm getting sick of people terming the wrong way, The playstation network was hit by crackers, NOT Hackers. Also, Sony shut the playstation network down, the network only infiltrated. Give credit where credit is due.

Sad part: My DirecTv receiver died last night, so... I am without tv for the next 5 days....