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Friday, May 20, 2011

Home at Last

Ever try going to sleep at 9p.m., but you just can't settle? End up staying up til 2 Dark Thirty,


Ever do that AND THEN get a phone call from work at 4a.m. to come in and work a shift until 2 in the afternoon?! I'll tell you all right now, IT SUCKS!


The only saving grace, a little private stock of magic elixir. A widely marketed potion that many of you know as:


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have never tried it, it really does come in handy. Of course results will vary, but for me, there is NO CRASH, NO JITTERS, and it's just a smooth burst of energy. You're heart doesn't go crazy, the world doesn't speed up, you are simply just more awake.


Sometimes the effects hit me a few minutes after downing the drink, other times it can take an hour or so to start to feel the wonderful effects of 5 HOUR ENERGY!

In any case, need an extra boost before a morning workout? 5 Hr Energy

A pick me up for a slow afternoon in the office? 5 Hr Energy

Just want more energy for whatever the hell you have planned?

5 HOUR ENERGY!!!!!!!

26 comments:

  1. will have to try it. energy drinks just make me buzz like hell then crash like hell.

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  2. I've considered it for long events and stuff..hm

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  3. I feel like it tastes like crap, though. That and I get a ton of free coffee at work. :D

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  4. oh :) is interesting, thanks :D

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  5. @Xenototh, Some flavors are so so, I recommend Orange as the best, Pomagranate a surprising second. Personally, have never had coffee in my life

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  6. i drink one every morning, beats the hell out of coffee

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  7. That face is gunna give me nightmares!! :p

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  8. Lol @Zombie, zombies don't dream!

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  9. Love the effect, but I can't take the taste

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  10. I love coffee, can't stand these enegry drinks.

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  11. For me, being awake isn't hard, its the boredom that kills me. My job sucks hard. Being wide awake and bored tired is a contradiction, like starbursts.

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  12. great post, and love your web design!
    also your minions

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  13. @Phosports, thank you kind sir

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  14. Never even tried one yet. I just can't justify spending 2.50 on that.

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  15. Hahahaha they should pay you man, im gonna try 5Hr Energy from now on thx to this post. 5HR ENERGY

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  16. I always crash when I drink the sugary energy stuff, but for what ever reason this stuff has no crash(due to no sugar) and actually gives me a high. <.<

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  17. Sounds a bit instense, think I'll give that a miss!

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  18. I think you're addicted, THIS IS AN INTERVENTION, WE CARE ABOUT YOU
    PUT DOWN THE 5 HOUR ENERGY!!!

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  19. I'll stick to my Pepsi, 5 Hour Energy tastes like vacuum bag tea.

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